I was by my friends' car this morning and there were a bunch of condom wrappers all around, and a used condom right by the tire. We decided that someone must have a hot time of it out in the street last night. Super gross. Then we drove away and I heard a little bang sound on the roof and my friend was all "What was that?" I said i don't know maybe a squirrel threw rocks at you. It's not your day. My friend said "maybe it was thee squirrel fucking on my car too!" and i said "but squirrels don't wear condoms." and then i drew a silly picture of a gansta squirrel being all like "yo shorty i don't need no rubber. you know i'm clean girl." and the legend SQUIRRELS DONT WEAR CONDOMS. i want to make it a t-shirt. maybe i'll let you see the picture if i feel inspired to hook up the scanner.
In other news, I was wondering if anyone would like to by some fused glass pendants i made. this is what they look like:
i will sell them to you for $10.00 each if you like them. you can email me at ***************************cheesy enchilada, with ground turkey.